Caen's Lair

The second official* Tump.exe character sexyman bracket!

As always we're playing fast and loose with gendered terms & because Tump has introduced a lot of wonderful female characters since last we assembled, I've included all I thought might fit the vibe.



Section One

  Candidate   Round 1   Round 2   Round 3   Finale   Description  
 
Mira
  6   4   -   -   She's smart, she's evil, what more could you want! An evil genius always has a certain appeal, but does she have what it takes to dominate the bracket?  
 
Superbia
  0   -   -   -   The man behind the curtain, yet still a powerful force unto his own - does the tenuous balance between might and plight make him sexyman material?  
 
Pristum
  4   5   -   -   A self-proclaimed god and a perpetual teenager, Pristum would have done numbers on 2014 tumblr, but does his appeal prevail?  
 
Chaen
  3   -   -   -   This driven revolutionary threatened us with a sword and then gave us orders - she has the charm, but does she have the vibe? Only you can decide whether one encounter is enough to make a sexyman!  
 
Le Tymp
  2   -   -   -   Our beloved reigning champion has taken a beating recently but stands strong and ready for battle once more /p. If a clock and a triangle can be a sexyman, why not a beverage?  
 
Tump
  4   1   -   -   A sexyman is often the man antagonist of a story. The games may revolve around him like the earth around the sun, but is Tump emo enough to deserve the title?  
 
Metal Tump
  1   -   -   -   Finally, a man with a healthy hobby! But are you swayed by his unassailable swag and niche music taste or is he too normal after all?  
 
Lia
  5   6   -   -   A mysterious powerful stranger with unclear intentions is fertile soil for a fandom favourite. Will her tragic backstory and calm indifference help her rise to the top?  


Section Two

  Candidate   Round 1   Round 2   Round 3   Finale   Description  
 
Plectum
  1   -   -   -   His suit alone makes a great case for him placing high, but does he lack what he has in character design in the charisma department? How likeable should a sexyman be?  
 
Ira
  5   2   -   -   A woman covered in blood and surrounded by corpses telling her tragic backstory - what criterion does she not blow out of the water!  
 
Reyleth
  3 + 1   1   -   -   What's better than a slim white man in a suit? A slim white fantasy man in a butler uniform.  
 
Silicia
  3   -   -   -   The cup overfloweth with coolheaded strong women, but tell me: how many of them are butch voices from the off with a tragic backstory?  
 
Tex
  5   5   -   -   This overgrown computer virus checks all the boxes, but will he be able to charm you into checking his box?  
 
Rin
  1   -   -   -   So far she has not flaunted her powers over us all that much, but after her recent actions, can we really assume to know her?  
 
YanTump
  1   -   -   -   In a post ddlc world, how much depth is there still left to explore in the yandere archetype? Watch out, or he may steal your vote and never let it go!  
 
Podcast Tump
  5   0   -   -   Will the raw sex appeal of a right wing radio host who sells untested supplements carry him to the top, or has the time for alphas come and gone? The choice is yours.  

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-Last year's bracket-

 *not actually official