Caen's Lair

EXE1 - 17th of January 2020

> Menu

  • while Red and Caen beg for [4], Sylvi choses [2] and the system obliges

> 2. Furry Tump

  • he calls us fwends
  • no one ends up pleased with this choice and so we exit out almost immediately
  • Caen, still requesting [4], gets overruled by Red and Sylv

❖ [5] added

> 3. Philosophical Tump

  • he immediately gets existential
  • Caen, Sylvi and Mess fight over system permissions and installations, all trying to reboot the system into different modes
  • Red nearly deletes the entire system before Mess can get in a /restore command, leading to some files being corrupted

❖ Furry Tump has been made unavailable

❖ [6] added

> Menu

  • as soon as Lewd Tump is added as an option Sylvi and Caen try to open it, but are overwritten by Mess' choice, who has admin power
  • Red keeps attenpting to install Monika

> 1. Cool Kid Tump

  • Tump procedes to completely embarrass himself with a gangster persona
  • Caen asks to get admin privileges back citing having been the only one to not try and install a virus in the system
  • Mess ops her and de-ops themselves after setting Cool Kid Tump's ghetto level to a full 10
  • Caen /mutes Tump. Red is still begging to install Monika
  • Mess has Caen re-op them to do //install isis_type_beat.exe
  • exe alerts us that the bot will leave the server if not unmuted, so Caen obliges

> Isis.exe

  • this aged badly lol
  • Red quickly deletes the file
  • before Mess can run another edgy joke, Red starts a train of /Monikas which all the ddlc fans in chat jump on
  • when the system starts gaining awareness through this Caen does /reset, drawing the ire of both Sylvi who attempts to de-op her and Red who straight up tries to delete her
  • somehow this causes the system itself to select Caen as server admin
  • as we squabble - notably Red misspelling Sylvi's name as they try to delete her - Tump.exe loads up the menu once more

❖ the newly created Monika file is unavailable as it gained awareness and spread onto the web

> 6. Lewd Tump

  • the system prompts us to input a lewdness level. Red inputs -3 but is outvoted by Sylvi and Caen both selecting 10
  • no one enjoys this mode except Caen, who also wants out a second later when it says 'what has a hole and a hard rod in it?'
  • she frantically spams /menu before it finishes the joke

❖ there are new menu options

> Menu

  • Caen wants [8] and Slyvi [10], but Red spams [7] and gets their way

> 7. Psycho Tump

  • Psycho Tump is a quite ordinary caricature of a serial killer until Red has it install yandere mode
  • they sic it on Caen
  • she attempts to reset the system, but the yandere mode seems to be able to overwrite this, calling her his 'dear senpai'
  • Caen climbs a conveniently appearing tree to escape, potentially metaphorically
  • against her exceedingly explicit wishes, Red engages voice message mode
  • the resulting voice message creeps out Tump.exe itself, which makes it de-op Red and return us to the menu

❖ the system alerts us that selecting [4] will not let us bring up the menu again

> Menu

  • Caen again pleads for [4], Slyvi is still for [10], and Red for [9]
  • Red attempts to /delete Caen again and Tump.exe revokes her admin privileges, selecting [10]

> 10. Socially Awkward Tump

  • Awkward Tump is what it says on the tin. Sylvi takes an immediate liking to him, Caen hates it
  • Red threatens him with a sword
  • Caen proceeds to have a crisis over keeping her resolve to not treat him as a person
  • Red hypothesizes the program has taken control of the real Tump and we need to destroy it
  • they both do /menu repeatedly while Sylvi protests
  • Red attempts to delete her as Awkward Tump says his tragic parting words
  • Awkward Tump deletes itself without having to be asked to

❖ in the new menu [10] has disappeared

❖ additional files are added: [10] romance mode, as well as [11] and [12]

> Menu

  • to unlock [11] and [12] we need to let a mode run for at least a full minute
  • while Red is considering these options, Caen is still pressing [4] with increasing desparation

> 8. Child Friendly Tump

  • he talks about fortnite and hugs Caen for a cumulative minute before closing on his own
  • the menu opens, [11] and [12] unlocked and [12]'s name now legible

> 11. Shipper Tump

  • shipper Tump ships Red and Zebras. Scandalous!
  • he continues, suggesting Cinnier, but struggling to come up with a ship for Caen. Red suggests Yandere Tump, coining the name
  • he brings up Dustin/MLord and MOC/Tump before everyone tires of him
  • Red decides we should do [12] next, the clear boss fight. Caen vehemently disagrees. She is convinced opening [4] will suffice while Red insists they need to complete the story to get Tump back, which means defeating Le Tymp

> 12. Le Tymp

  • he greets us with the words 'what a lovely collection of insignificant worms'; a great start
  • he postures a bunch, including a whole 74s voice note, before Red and Caen start spamming /menu
  • he overpowers our commands easily
  • Le Tymp calls into existence a sword which he presents as the only effective weapon against him

⊕ we seize it via /give user:Red item:sword, and they start fighting

  • he casually crushes Caen to death
  • he brags that he could channel all the previous modes in himself and crush us... but he won't do that because it would really drag on.
  • Le Tymp resurrects Caen and retreats for now, to return next halloween
  • his final act is corrupting/deleting the entire game, killing [4] last so we can /restore it in time
  • we return to what remains of the menu

[1]-
[2]-
[3]-
[4] the real tump
[5]-
[6]-
[7] IT IS ME DIO
[8] singing and dancing Tump

> Menu

  • Red expresses their suspicion about the name of [4] changing, saying it sounds more like another AI built to immitate him than the real Tump
  • the system begins glitching out as we discuss this
  • Tump.exe is declaring that it will be here for us foreverrrr when user:Tump tells us we need to rewind together
  • we all do /rewind, and it begins restoring the modes
  • a mysterious voice tells us to rewind one more time to regain the real Tump. He introduces himself as Professional Tump, thanking us, and urging us to not get lost in the masks we all put on every day. #beyourself

> Lvl 15+ Chat

  • Tump wakes up, confused, and we don't tell him what happened, just that we're very glad to have him with us.